Warning! I went off on a few lil rants in here and there were no filters! Sensitive people DO NOT READ! also this trash show makes me sick! 

Opening Number

• Lol I’ve already seen part of this on insta (follow me @dwts.mlb please)
• I would boycott the opening but here we are 🥴
• I love when Len is in the openings 😂
• Yes witsay
• Tom 😂
• Eww it’s Sean
• Linds and Alan some good food
• Pretty good
• I love the judges costumes 😍😂

Kel and Witney

• Jive
• I wanted a Witney creepy contemporary 😤
• We stan baby shark
• We love the snakes in wits hair
• Loved it
• The end was a little weird tho
• We stan sharp feet
• Stupid camera men
• Hannah and Lauren in the background was cute 😍
• 27/30

James and Emma

• Vienesse Waltz
• I cant wait for Sasha to scare everyone lmao
• Ooh we love that concept
• Yes Kel and Emma
• Her foot went off the ground nooo
• They snapped as usual
• I wonder what the judges will think abt keo being in it, I thought it was great and added detail to the dance/concept
• Emma do not be sad you look sad poor bby 🥺
• 27/30

Ally and Sasha

• Tango
• They could have used sweet but physco for Hannah but nooooooo, they had to use it on their fav
• If she’s overscored again I’m done
• Ally don’t tell him he’ll scare u
• 😂
• Lift
• Is she supposed to be Harley Quinn or….
• If she was Harley Quinn then I liked Jenna and James dance better 🙈
• There was a freaking lift CAI
• 27/30

Hannah and Alan

• Jazz
• I swear they better not underscore them again or I riot at dawn
• Nerd Alan is hawt 😍🤤
• We better get some good content from these 2 tonight and in their diary’s cuz we deserve more than like 2 stories
• Renten feels omg I can’t do this anymore
• Alanbama in Alabama 🤠
• You got this Hannah
• I love you guys
• They’re so freaking cute
• Tell them off queenie
• You guys didn’t have to snap so hard
• My wig is gone omg
• They better get 9s or 10s or I riot
• Shut up Bruno
• I like Len tonight omg
• Shut up Bruno and Len
• Yes Alan
• We love Hannah
• 25/30
• Frick everyone but Len edit: I never thought I’d say that
• I’m rioting
• Someone better catch my mf hands

Karamo and Jenna

• Paso
• Tbh I’m not even paying attention I’m just votin for alan and Hannah
• We love that he brought stuff to crave pumpkins lol
• Didn’t watch cuz I was voting 🙈
• My siblings didn’t like it tho
• I thought that Paso would be hard for him
• How did cai give this a 9 but not Hannah I swear to god these judges are so inconsistent
• 25/30
• Wasn’t paying attention sorry I was power voting for Hannah and Alan 😙✌🏼
• How does this get the same score as Hannah and Alan when there were a ton of freaking mistakes if it weren’t for alan and the few pros I like I wouldn’t watch this stupid trash show anymore

Lauren and Gleb

• Argentine Tango
• Eww it’s gleb
• Can’t wait to see globs choreo again 😍NOT I CAN’T STAND GLEB
• I’m so nervous for alan and Hannah it’s unreal
• Poor Lauren
• I don’t care who stays anymore I just want Sean to go home and Hannah and Alan to stay
• Alexis teas 🤭
• 27/30

Sean and Lindsay

• Jive
• Poor Lindsay 😔
• I hope the spirits attack him
• Trip him pleas Lindsay
• Literally no jive
• I’m already pissed and my idiot brother is pissing me off more
• I hated it
• 18/30

Kate and Pasha

• Rumba
• I think she might struggle a little bit with rumba
• Omg she’s little red riding hood 😍
• I love her omg
• I’m so scared for alan and Hannah 😖
• I love pasha sm
• Shut up Len stop dissing the pros
• 24/30

Choosing Teams

• I love how Hannah and Alan are holding on to each other the whole time 😍
• Poor Kate and Kel 😔
• I watched this on insta lol
• Hannah and Alan are uwu

Team Trick ( James, Ally, Lauren, and Hannah)

• Freestyle
• I think that they will win but I’ve always seen the underdogs win so idk anymore
• I wonder how they did with Hannah and Alan in Alabama
• I love their concept
• As long as gleb didn’t have a part in the choreo I’ll be happy 😙✌🏼
• They snapped so hard omg my wig is gone
• Demi! 😍
• Don’t forget that Hannah and Alan weren’t there the whole week
• Alan with the kisss cheek omg I freaking love them 😍😭😭
• 27/30
• I wanted a 10 😤
• Hannah and Alan awww

Team Treat ( Sean, Karamo, Kel, and Kate)

• Freestyle
• Omfg their clowns imma head out
• Someone trip Sean 🤭
• Imma actually have nightmares cuz they are clowns
• It’s good just their clowns 😭
• If u haven’t noticed, I hate clowns
• Queen Kate 😍
• 24/30

• Go alan and Hannah
• I’m going to puke omg
• I’m shaking
• Thank god my babies are safe

Bottom 2: Kate and Karamo

• Omg not Kate 😭
• They’re gonna chose Kate
• Noooo

Carrie Ann: Karamo, girl what

Bruno: Kate

Len: Kate

Eliminated: Karamo

• I loved him
• He was improving
• I love you Karamo
• That’s so cute omg
• I swear to god if Sean is safe one more week imma hurt someone

This week’s elimination made me sick. I might go off on I lil rant later, but we shall see. Also if your sensitive, don’t read my recaps, all filters are coming off from now on! 😙✌🏼Anyways enjoy!

Opening Number

• What is kel doing 😂
• Lmao
• Attack Len!
• Ofc it likes Len 😒
• Hannah is so pretty 😍

Ally and Sasha

• quickstep
• She’s been kinda overscored tho 🤭don’t @
• Lol
• Love her tho
• Jordan’s there 😭
• Not really a quickstep song but they made it work :/
• I agree with Bruno they weren’t in sync a few times
• Erin this is a kids show 😤
• 25/30

Kate and Pasha

• Veinesse waltz
• Oh that’s so cool
• Yes preach!
• So good
• Awwwww uwu
• 27/30
• So deserved

Kel and Witney

• Quickstep
• Omg they’re playing dodgeball 😂
• Hannah let the beast out 😂
• No not a cliffhanger
• So good!
• Did wit slip?
• Nvm she did 😔
• Wit don’t be sad baby 🥺
• That old hag made wit cry 😭🥺
• 26/30

Karamo and Jenna

• Contemporary
• Wait the press release said the had rumba 🤔
• Aww Jen
• Aww Karamo you’re gonna make me cry 😭
• You got this Karamo!
• No they’re ruining the song 😭
• I thought he would be good at contemporary
• So good! I wanna cry 😭
• Tru Erin 😂😭
• Jenna is really good at contemporary
• 25/30
• They deserve 😍🥺

Tour performance

• I wanna go so bad!
• Omg that cover 🥴
• The red shoes are ugly ngl and I didn’t really like there dresses 🙈
• Witlan! 😍
• Mandy Moore omg we stan 😍*sarcasm*

Hannah and Alan

• Samba
• Still mad at stupid Len
• I’m gonna cry 😭😭
• Omg alan comforting her is the cutest thing ever I’m crying 😭
• Aww her parents are there
• Hannah not letting alan have any food is a mood 😂
• “Do not make me hurt you!” Mama Brown 😂
• Mama Sue is my fav omg
• Cmon hips 😍
• They’re gonna snap
• Country samba….renten flashbacks 😭😭
• Alan 💀
• Family dance party tings 😍
• Omg shirtless Alan 😍🤤
• They snapped
• Can you find my wig
• Shut tf up Bruno
• Ballroom is definitely her better styles but she still snaps
• There were some renten steps in there I’m emo now
• Sure alan 😉
• Girl don’t cry I’m already sad today
• 24/30
• Screw them evil judges
• They’re gonna be so sad omg imma cry
• Underscored yet again 😭😔

Sailor and Val

• Jive
• Press release said jazz tho
• Props to her for dancing in front of everyone on the street. I could never do that.
• Her outfit is pretty
• 27/30

Sean and Lindsay

• Veinesse waltz
• Poor linds
• Please go home tonight, save Lindsay from the pain
• How come the judges didn’t talk abt Hannah and Alan 😤
• Can’t even compare this to Kate’s
• 21/30

James and Emma

• Samba
• Their gonna compare this to Hannah’s 😔
• That’s cool
• What is Emma doing 😂
• Light it up!
• The og version thank god
• They did good but I’m shaking abt Hannah and Alan
• 27/30

Girl I’m so scared for Hannah and Alan 😖😭

Lauren and Gleb

• Contemporary
• Aww Lauren I’m so sorry
• Hate what you said to booby bones tho (typo intended)
• Imma cry 😭
• We need most memorable night back so i can bawl more 😭
• I’m actually gonna cry
• Gleb you better not mess this up
• Her song is amazing
• He stepped it up for this dance
• Poor bby 🥺
• It reminded me of Alexis’s mmy dance, both beautiful
• 26/30

If Hannah goes home I’m gonna cry

Imma throw up

If Hannah goes home imma cry so hard and imma boycott bet

I’m crying omg

Thank the lord

Alan was crying omg my poor baby’s

Bottom 2: ally and sailor

• Ally please imma cry

Carrie Ann: (Same CAI) ALLY

Bruno: ALLY

Len: ALLY BY DEFAULT

Eliminated: Sailor

• Sailor I’m so sorry bby you truly deserved better
• I love you sailor
• Omg she’s bawling 😭
• Val pushed ally away no ma’am 😡
• Val saying keep your head up is making her cry more omg
• Frick everyone
• I never dissed before
• I’m actually crying
• I’m sick
• Frick this show

So sorry I’m late with this post but yeah, here it is. Also I didn’t watch sailor and Val’s dance because I had dress rehearsal for my concert, and I haven’t had time to watch it yet.

Opening Number

• Lindsay and Alan finally some good food
• The best opener they’ve had in years

Sailor and Val

• Cinderella
• Waltz
• 24/30

Karamo and Jenna

• The Lion King
• Samba
• Aww that’s cute
• Their tails are cute lol
• I don’t like their outfits
• Aww I love that
• 21/30

Kate and Pasha

• Mary Poppins
• Jazz
• Is Pasha trained in jazz or just ballroom
• I want their food!!!
• Aww this is really good
• Carrie Ann 😂
• 24/30

Sean and Lindsay

• Toy Story
• Quickstep
• Poor linds
• The one dog looks like Jules dog sweet angels 😭🥺😔
• Awkward
• 19/30
• 7 really Carrie Ann 😒

Ally and Sasha

• Beauty and the beast
• Contemporary
• Aww I love that
• How are they gonna do a contemporary to that tho
• It’ll snap tho
• Literally so good 😭
• My baby’s
• Aww their so cute  🥺
• 27/30
• They deserve 😍

Frozen performance

• Yay Dani
• They slayed

Lauren and Gleb

• Little Mermaid
• Samba
• Her voice is so beautiful 😍
• She’s so cute
• It was a little awkward but she still did amazing!
• 23/30

Kel and Witney

• High School Musical
• Jazz
• 🎶we’re all in this together as we stand hand in hand 🎶
• Mickey got moves
• Wits one of the only pros that can choreograph jazz well
• Yes kel
• 26/30
• They deserve

Hannah and Alan

• Aladdin 
• Foxtrot
• Alan’s foxtrot always snap
• My wig will be gone for sure
• Renten flashbacks 😭😭😭
• We hate that for her
• My baby’s 🥺
• So beautiful
• The good song version thank god
• King of foxtrots 💅🏼
• That’s how Alexis dance ended imma cry it’s too soon
• 😭😭😭😭😭😭
• My wig is gone
• I’m soft 🥺😍
• Boo Len
• Sad boi hours 🥺👊🏼
• I mith renten 😭
• I love these two too much
• 25/30
• Len imma freaking fight you suka
• Len is on crack 😜
• Len do you wanna talk bout that 7 😉😙

James and Emma

• Pirates of the Caribbean
• Paso
• Rallison throw backs 🥺
• Riker did this I’m soft but still mad at that suka Len
• Emma fits in so well with them 😍
• Now I miss Allison and riker
• Literally lived up to my expectations 😍
• I have to stan
• I love that Emma 😂
• I agree with Bruno
• 26/30
• I wonder if they won’t eliminate anyone

This is cute. Please vote for ally kel Hannah Kate and James thank you.

And vote for Lauren.

Lol I knew they wouldn’t eliminate someone I’m smart.

Dwts week 4 recap.

Opening Number:

• Why is Len the therapist for Leah 😂
• Wait will Leah get a say in who goes home
• I expected more tbh

Sean and Lindsay

• Paso
• As always poor Lindsay 😔
• He looks so awkward
• Lindsay’s literally dancing circles around him 😭
• 21/30

Ally and Sasha

• Jive
• Theyre coming 💅🏼
• Yes proud Mary
• Omg Sasha
• They slayed
• I still don’t forget what u said last week Len
• Hannah has the beast necklace on she’s bringing the beast
• 32/30

Kel and Witney

• Cha Cha
• I don’t want them to be in the bottom 2 again
• His daughter is so cute
• They just ruined another song
• They snapped
• Yes Leah
• Where can I buy those towels 😍
• 32/40
• Yes he had a breakthrough

Kate and pasha

• Argentine Tango
• I love them
• I love her
• I don’t think the pink suits the Argentine tango well
• I partially agree with Len
• ERIN!
• 26/40
• Underscored

James and Emma

• Quickstep
• Aww congrats James and Kimberly! ❤️
• Gonna be the cutest baby 😍
• I’m gonna cry 😭
• I’m so excited
• EMMA!
• Can u find my wig
• Shut up Len
• 28/40

Hannah and Alan

• Paso
• The beast is coming YAASSSS!!!
• I wanna go to a rage room
• My baby’s 😍
• It didn’t look like a cheerleading dance Carrie Ann 😡
• She’s trying so hard not to smile 😭
• Disco Dayna is coming
• Sky’s there I’m emo
• That trick 🔥
• They snapped I’m emo
• I just yelled kiss omg someone come help me 😭
• The beast came out yes!
• Well yeah everyone gets out of breath Bruno 😡
• They deserve 🥺
• 32/40

Lamar and Peta

• Waltz
• His kids kinda look like kels kids
• This is cute
• Why is Cheryl in the audience
• We love u Lamar
• Len and Bruno you sukas
• 20/40

Sailor and Val

• Cha Cha
• Rumor being there is awkward ngl 👀
• The rando in the cowboy hat is sending me
• I really liked it!
• 31/40

Lauren and gleb

• Foxtrot
• Eww get Bobby off my screen imma throw up
• I love her
• Good I liked it
• Drag him Len
• Aww I’m gonna cry Lauren 😭😭
• Prayers for your family 😭
• 32/40

Karamo and Jenna

• Tango
• Old town road isn’t a tango song 😡
• I feel you karamo
• I’m getting renten flashbacks someone stop me 😭
• How did they get the original version of this song 😱not that I’m complaining
• Ugh Carrie Ann
• Cmon Len give him more than a 5 please
• 28/40
• Len quit playing 😂

Bottom 2 : Karamo 😡and Lamar

Carrie Ann: Karamo

Bruno: Karamo

Len: Karamo by default

Eliminated: lamar, imma miss him

I think Leah did a good job guest judging! She was really funny and mostly gave well fitting scores! 🥰

• Dwts week 3 recap 🙂

Opening Number

• I saw the first part on ig lol
• Yes Dani
• Alan and linds are finally dancing together some good food
• Hannah and Alan in the background uwu

Lauren and Gleb

• Tango
• Pretty woman
• Poor Lauren 😂
• She’s adorable
• She snapped
• Len lol
• Ally 🥺
• The judges moving away from Bruno we-
• 20/30
• Len scored higher than cai we-

Hannah and Alan

• Rumba
• Bridesmaids
• I can’t breathe sgshhsgshsjdhgsjajdgsjjaidjsmsnhdjaihjmhh
• She looks gorgeous tho
• These dorks better not smile
• Hannah’s like girl stop
• Alan stop plz
• Stop smiling you dorks
• They snapped as usual 💅🏼
• Demi Lovatos there 😭
• Bruno!
• These judges 😒😡
• Thank you Len you’re actually being nice for once
• Better to take a dip week now than later
• Erin didn’t bug them about dating 😱
• 21/30

Karamo and Jenna

• Jive
• Rocketman
• Karamos shirt is goals
• Don’t really like their outfits
• Ofc Jenna has to put the spotlight on her self
• I liked most of it tho ngl
• The audience is tough tonight 🙈
• I agree with cai
• I think they’re gonna do a fake elimination ngl 🤷🏼‍♀️
• Mary’s there 😭🥺🤧
• 16/30

Ally and Sasha

• Rumba
• Selena
• Her fam is so cute
• She’s so cute
• This is so good
• They snapped
• 24/30
• They deserve ❤️

James and Emma

• Rumba
• A Star is Born
• Aww he dedicated it to his wife 😍🥰❤️
• Lmao
• Johnathan and Zooey 😍
• They snapped so hard
• Emma snapped with her choreo as always 💆🏼‍♀️
• Oh be quiet Len
• Carrie Ann lol
• 23/30

Kate and pasha

• Quickstep
• 9 to 5
• Quicksteps so hard
• Pashas mustache 😂
• They snapped
• 24/30

Lamar and peta

• Cha Cha
• Risky Business
• Better than last week
• 12/30
• He should of at least gotten 5s

Sailor and Val

• Tango
• Mama Mia
• I think it was better than last week
• I loved it tho!
• 23/30

Kel and Witney

• Rumba
• Titanic
• Aww Sailor and Lauren
• I want a dance wit kel shirt
• Snapped as usual
• Taki taki taki taki rumba! Lol 😂
• Bruno lol
• Wits dress is so pretty
• 20/30

Sean and Lindsay

• Cha Cha
• Saturday Night Fever
• My poor bb Lindsay
• 15/30
• Lamar’s was better imho

Ray and Cheryl info

• They were gonna do a Cha Cha
• He tore 3 tendons and has to have surgery
• I don’t really like him but that’s sad 😔
• Aww rashad and Cheryl ❤️
• He hasn’t lost his talent 🥰

“Bottom 2” : kel and Lamar

No one goes home lol I’m so smart

Everyone vote for kel next week