November 2019 archive

DWTS Recap: Finale

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Opening Number

  • Go Hannah
  • Yes Witaln!
  • The pros snapped tho
  • The pros snapped
  • Imma cry

Tour Number

  • This is really good
  • I wanna go so bad
  • Tour Celebs: Kate, ally, Hannah, Kel, Lauren, sailor
  • Too many people are touring!!!

Redos

Ally and Sasha

  • Jive
  • Their salsa snapped wtf Len
  • Her laugh is me tho 💀😂
  • Yes ally your voice is so good
  • I would have liked it to be longer
  • She had pretty good lines except for a few times
  • Happy birthday to my fav judge Bruno the skinny legend 🥳
  • I miss James 🥺😔
  • Sasha snapped this season 💅🏼😙✌🏼
  • 30/30

Lauren and Gleb

  • Foxtrot
  • Wasn’t this the dance she dedicated to her stepdad 🥺
  • Not You Say omg renten teas 😭😭😭😭
  • Nevermind it’s not 🙈
  • Too many flowers
  • Ewww it’s Booby Bones I’m puking
  • 27/30

Kel and Witney

  • Jazz
  • Omg this dance was so good
  • I love them
  • They snapped
  • 30/30

Hannah and Alan

  • Veinesse Waltz
  • This better get perfect scores!!
  • This is one of my fav dances of there’s
  • Imma cry
  • I’m not ready for this to end 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
  • And I loved all of them
  • I love one team and one team only
  • I love them with all of my heart
  • I’m going to cry
  • They are ruining lover
  • No troupe screw them
  • They snapped so hard
  • My wig is gone
  • My baby’s
  • Shut up Len
  • There was nothing wrong at all stfu
  • Wow I actually agree with Carrie Ann
  • Please get married
  • I’m going to freaking cry
  • 28/30
  • Deserved a perfect score
  • Always underscored

Freestyles

Ally and Sasha

  • They’re cute
  • Her outfit is pretty
  • They just messed up
  • It didn’t wow me like freestyles normally do
  • It wasn’t even that good we-
  • 30/30

Lauren and Gleb

  • Lauren I’m so sorry you had to deal with gleb for 11 weeks
  • Why is this kinda cute
  • Gleb doesn’t deserve it tho 🙈😙✌🏼
  • Country Girl heck yesss
  • This is cringe
  • That was a mess
  • 30/30

Hannah and Alan

  • I’m not ready to sob
  • Guys she’s touring 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
  • Please don’t rob her of a perfect score again
  • This is really there last time dancing together 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭
  • I’m actually crying
  • It’s still commercial break and I want to cry
  • I’m sobbing
  • Please get them that trophy
  • It’s all I want
  • I love them
  • They snapped so hard I’m sobbing
  • That’s was really there last dance
  • Perfect screw you to the judges and producers
  • Mama and Papa Brown 🥺
  • I love one team
  • Screw you carrie Ann
  • 30/30
  • They finally got the perfect score they deserve

Kel and Witney

  • This is gonna snap
  • Litney the queen of freestyles
  • I liked the parts that I saw but I didn’t see the whole thing
  • Ok that was not the best freestyle ever Erin
  • I can name so many that were better than that 🙈
  • 29/30

Notes

  • None of the freestyles really wowed me this year except Hannah and Alan’s ofc
  • I’m so scared
  • I’m bawling
  • Hannah has a sister 😱
  • I love alan and Hannah
  • I’m going to cry
  • Aww Lauren’s nieces

4th Place: Lauren and Gleb

3rd Place: Ally and Sasha

  • Yes Witney and Alan top 2
  • I’m shaking

Runner Up: Kel and Witney

Winner: HANNAH AND ALAN!!!!

  • 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
  • I’m literally crying happy tears
  • They deserve the whole world
  • Check out my ig post for more (@dwts.mlb)

DWTS Week 10 Recap: Semi Finals and Redemption Dances

I’m so late so sorry about that 🙃

 

Opening Number

  • Let’s go TeamAlanbamaHannah!!!
  • This skit is dumb, I don’t like it 😒
  • Ally and Hannah omg they’re gorgeous 😍😍😍😍

Redemption Round

Lauren and gleb

  • Paso
  • I want her to go home, no offense to her but I don’t want gleb in the finale
  • I hope gleb doesn’t dance around Lauren while she just stands there 😭
  • Gleb better have good choreo
  • Oooh yay Stronger
  • Some spots were awkward
  • I wanted more partnership in the dance
  • 27/30

Kel and Witney

  • Tango
  • They got a bad song the first time so hopefully they get a good song
  • I hope that he will fix his hands, I don’t like sloppy hands
  • King Bruno
  • I love Kel and wit but this is kinda awkward
  • So much better than week 1 tho
  • 27/30

Ally and Sasha

  • Veinesse Waltz
  • Ok but their waltz was stunning the first time
  • Why is Len with like 3 couples
  • Omg perfect 😍🥺😭
  • It’s not my fav dance of hers but it was still good 🙂
  • I agree with Len, it lacked fluidity in some spots :/
  • 29/30
  • I agree with lens score

Hannah and Alan

  • Rumba
  • Of course they stuck her with Carrie Ann
  • Carrie Ann better be nice
  • People better not drag Hannah or imma fight
  • They better score her right or imma riot
  • I love yew Hannah 🥺
  • They got dwas lfg!
  • Her hips have improved so much
  • Don’t bottle it up Hannah bby
  • Please don’t cry now imma cry
  • I hate these stupid producers so much
  • You better score them right now Carrie Ann
  • Why do they have to be so cute omg
  • I’m shaking that was so good
  • KISS ALREADY
  • 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
  • My babies omg 🥺😭
  • My queen
  • Was that mama Sue!? omg I love her!!
  • I want all 10s but I know I probs won’t get that 😭😡
  • That hand kiss omg I’m in deeeeeeep
  • 27/30
  • They deserve 10s but I’ll take the 9s 🙂

James and Emma

  • Cha Cha
  • I didn’t even know that they did a Cha Cha 🙈
  • Oh it was week 2 that’s why I forgot 😭🙈
  • Dang Len 😂💀
  • It was good but I wanted more hips and cha Cha content
  • I agree with the judges critics
  • Oh no what happened to James
  • 24/30
  • They should have at least gotten one 9

Unlearned Dances

Lauren and Gleb

  • Vienesse Waltz
  • Ok I’m voting now so imma be less detailed
  • Aww that’s sweet
  • That was good
  • 27/30

Kel and Witney

  • Contemporary
  • I have a feeling this is gonna be amazing
  • Wits contemporarys are always beautiful
  • That’s so sad
  • 🥺🥺🥺
  • Yes Kel
  • That was beautiful I wanna cry now
  • 30/30
  • So deserved
  • Yes Kel

Ally and Sasha

  • Charleston
  • The judges will save you queenie
  • We love you
  • Sasha’s Charleston’s always snap 💅🏼
  • I wanted a Sasha flip 🥺(if there was one I was too busy voting b4 my dad took the phone away)
  • 30/30

James and Emma

  • Foxtrot
  • Is it time to cry, yes yes it is
  • Noooo they had a miscarriage
  • I’m sobbing someone please hold me 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
  • I feel so bad for them
  • Omg this is so sad
  • I’m so glad that he decided to dance
  • That was beautiful and I’m sobbing 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
  • His daughter omg 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
  • Give him a perfect score please
  • Everyone is crying omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
  • I’m sobbing even more now
  • 27/30

Hannah and Alan

  • Contemporary
  • We got lose you to love me , we stay winning girlies 💅🏼😙✌🏼
  • I’m gonna cry and it’s not even James and Emma’s turn
  • So I cried at james and now imma cry at this one
  • Why are they doing this to me tonight 😭😭😭😭😭
  • I’m gonna freaking bawl at their dance
  • My heart is with Hannah
  • I feel so bad for her bc of bachelorette
  • 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
  • I love them
  • I’m not crying your crying
  • They are gonna snap so hard
  • You can love Alan one day, I’ll shut up now
  • I’m shaking this is so beautiful
  • I’m crying that was soooooo good
  • The lifts were flawless
  • She better get all 10s or imma riot
  • If Alan starts crying, it’s game over for me I’ll blaw
  • Mama Sue crying makes me cry
  • 27/30
  • This deserved a perfect score
  • I’m rioting

Notes

  • I just want a Witlan Esha finale plz and thank you
  • I’m shaking
  • Let’s go alan and Hannah
  • My heart rate rn <<<<<<
  • I am gonna cry omg
  • Thank god thank god
  • My babies are safe
  • Please James and Emma

Bottom 2: James and Ally

  • Nooooooo
  • We do not deserve this at all
  • I’m sobbing omg
  • Esha nooooooo

Carrie Ann: Ally

Bruno: Ally

Len: He would saved Ally

Eliminated: James and Emma

  • Nooooooooo
  • I’m gonna cry omg
  • He doesn’t deserve
  • This moment >>>>>
  • I love them both
  • I thought James would be in the finale
  • Nooooooo
  • I’m crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

DWTS Week 9 Recap: Boy Bands And Girl Groups!

This is really late so sorry lol. I was mad during this episode so don’t take most of this seriously. 🙃 I love all of our semifinalists so let’s go!

 

Opening Number

  • On the clip on insta they sat Hannah next to Sean, Hannah bby I’m so sorry 😭😭
  • I love Hannah’s yellow shoes 😍
  • Slay girlies
  • Yes backstreets back
  • I loved that opening Number 😍

Girl Groups

James and Emma

  • Jive
  • Pointer Sisters
  • They better make it to semis so Emma can get a proper back pad 😤
  • Let’s go footwork
  • Emma looks so pretty
  • Omg that ending tho 😱
  • Loved it!
  • I love Joey already 😂
  • 36/40

Sean and Jenna (filling in for Lindsay again)

  • Argentine Tango
  • Destinys Child
  • Poor Jenna 😔
  • Jenna’s face is priceless omg 😭😂
  • But your not worthy
  • Don’t drop her or I’ll hurt u
  • He does not Carrie Ann stfu
  • Yesss Len
  • 26/40

Hannah and Alan

  • Salsa
  • TLC
  • My baby’s 😍🥺
  • Let’s go perfect score!!!!
  • omg I love this song
  • Yes the week 3 package
  • Omg I love this
  • Cmon hips
  • Yessssssssssss
  • Those lifts thooooo 🔥🔥🔥🔥
  • If they do any negative talk I will beat them
  • Oh shut Bruno it’s the bands fault
  • No they weren’t we’re we watching the same dance cai f off
  • The lifts weren’t sloppy are we watching the same dance istg
  • Demi 😍
  • 32/40
  • I hate you all judges
  • My parents took the phone so I can’t vote and I’m so ticked

Ally and Sasha

  • Samba
  • Spice Girls
  • Omg Wannabe I love this song 😍❤️
  • If they overscore her again imma go insane
  • Last week wasn’t overscored tho btw
  • Not Dani wearing Alexis’ dress 😭😭🥴🥴
  • It was ok
  • The judges are wilding tonight
  • 40/40
  • It wasnt even that good

Lauren and Gleb

  • Quickstep
  • The Supremes
  • Queen Mary!!! 😍❤️
  • Have I told u I hate gleb
  • It’s wasn’t even that good
  • I liked Hannah and Alan’s way more
  • There was like no quickstep
  • Lens right tho 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • If this gets a higher score than Hannah I’m rioting at dawn
  • Carrie Ann is blind once again
  • Carrie Ann is so biased against Hannah I swear
  • 34/40
  • They didn’t deserve those 9s

Kel and Witney

  • Paso
  • Envouge
  • Omg I love that they’re going to church
  • We had to stan Kel
  • Let’s go Kel!
  • I loved it! ❤️
  • I hate the judges
  • I kinda agree with Len 🙈
  • 34/30

Boy Bands

James and Emma

  • Jazz
  • NSYNC
  • 🥵
  • So good!!!
  • Did Hannah and Alan just kiss 😱😱😱😍😍😍
  • 36/40

Hannah and Alan

  • Tango
  • BTS
  • The army better vote for them
  • Aww Hannah it’s okay 🥺
  • Why are they trying to sabotage her
  • The judges better score them right this time
  • Yes boy with luv
  • You’re doing amazing bby 🥺
  • We love u Hannah
  • They’re gonna snap
  • That hand hold
  • They snapped
  • My wig is gone
  • I hate my brother for crap talking alanbama
  • I’m in a rlly bad mood rn ngl
  • Yesssss Joey
  • Did Demi bring the Barbie tho 😭😂😂
  • Can they just get married already
  • Let’s go perfect score
  • Oh shut up Len are you blind
  • Shut up Erin
  • Yes to those ppl in the audience
  • We love AlanBamaHannah
  • We still hate Carrie Ann btw
  • 39/40
  • The scores they deserve 🥺🥺🥺
  • Alan 😂😂😂😂😂

Sean and Jenna

  • Foxtrot
  • One direction
  • They wasted story of my life on them noooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
  • They’re gonna ruin story of my life
  • No don’t ever go shirtless
  • Boooo
  • 24/30
  • About time Carrie Ann scored him right 😒

Lauren and Gleb

  • Rumba
  • Backstreet Boys
  • Omg it’s I Want It That Way 😍
  • Bonner and sharna teas 🤭
  • That was kinda awkward ngl, just like Bonner and sharnas 🙈🤭sksksksk
  • 36/40
  • It wasn’t even that good but ok

Kel and Witney

  • Viennese Waltz
  • Boyz 2 Men
  • I love Witneys waltz’s 😍
  • Omg that was beautiful 😭😍
  • 40/40
  • Well deserved 💯

Ally and Sasha

  • Jazz
  • New Kidz On The Block
  • I liked that dance
  • 40/40

Notes

  • I hate the judges as always
  • I’m so nervous for Hannah and Alan omg
  • Go AlanBamaHannah
  • Joey was pretty accurate, I liked him
  • I’m shaking and imma puke we-
  • Thank god omg I’m shaking

Bottom 2 : Sean and Lauren

  • It’s about dang time he’s in the bottom

Carrie Ann : Lauren

Bruno : Lauren

Len : Lauren

Eliminated : Sean

  • Hallelujah he’s gone
  • We got the top 5 we deserved
  • I’m chanting yes in my living room
  • Poor Lindsay she had to deal with him for 9 weeks
  • I’m so happy rn

DWTS Week 8 Recap: Dance Offs

Hope y’all like my no filter self and my lil rants. 🤪🙃

 

 

Opening Number

  • Oh my gah I watched this on ig
  • Hannah and Alan are so cute and so relatable 😂
  • Where’s the actual opening Number 😭

Sean and Lindsay

  • Jazz
  • Poor Lindsay 😔
  • Wait Jenna’s filling in!? 😱
  • Poor Jenna then 😔😭
  • Aww Lindsay I’m so sorry bby
  • I get no emotion watching him
  • Why won’t my iPad let me vote for Hannah and Alan grrrr
  • How is he still around we-
  • I’m still mad at Carrie Ann
  • Bruno is the only smart one
  • 20/30

Lauren and Gleb

  • Jive
  • She’s trying to get sympathy votes 😒
  • Hannah’s hurt too but u don’t see her complaining
  • Also she fell last week and got all 9s, Hannah didn’t mess up at all and got 8s, tell me how this isn’t rigged
  • She fell it looked like
  • Glob is so gross
  • I didn’t really like it but it was okay I guess
  • Thank you for pointing it out unlike last week
  • I love her tho, don’t get me wrong, I just hate gleb 💅🏼🤭
  • 24/30

Kel and Witney

  • Salsa
  • I love them
  • I’ve always wanted to watch All That
  • My brother is trying to staple me i- 😭
  • Wit is so lucky
  • They’re gonna snap
  • I want lifts 😤
  • I loved it! 😍
  • I feel like they have connected better as partners now and I love that
  • Erin move, look at Alan’s freaking hand on Hannah 😍
  • 28/30
  • Finally some 10s!

Ally and Sasha

  • Paso
  • Ofc it’s her song
  • They’re pimping her and even tho I like her, I can’t stand it
  • Don’t get my wrong tho, I LOVE ally
  • The press release is wrong yet again, it said jazz Charleston 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • Oh my gah I love this song
  • That was SO good!
  • 30/30
  • 1st perfect 😍
  • So well deserved
  • I’ve never dissed 🤭

Hannah and Alan

  • Quickstep
  • Oh my gah Hannah looks so pretty 😍
  • It’s their hometown date, imma go cry
  • Oh my gah Alan’s fam is in town and Hannah’s brother is town oh my gah imma cry
  • The pics of Hannah with Alan’s nieces on ig, imma cry and stan forever
  • And Demi is there omg, all of my worlds combining 🥺🤧
  • They better not be sabotaged like last week
  • I swear if cai makes mean comments again imma riot at dawn, my flight is ready 💅🏼😙✌🏼
  • Redemption run here we come
  • Let’s go hometown date!
  • This was actually Halloween week when they filmed this
  • Screw u Carrie Ann
  • They are so cute omg Hannah don’t be sad
  • Aww this is so cute
  • Aww this is the most adorable thing ever 🥺
  • Let’s go 10s
  • We love the air guitar
  • Literally perfect 😍
  • That cheek kiss tho 😭🥺😍🤧
  • We had to stan
  • If the judges say one mean thing I will hurt them
  • I guess I’ll forgive u Carrie Ann, I won’t forget tho
  • Lfg!
  • Shut up Len I’m rioting against u now 💅🏼😙
  • 29/30
  • HECK YESSSSS
  • THEY DESERVE MORE THAN ANYONE HERE!
  • IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!
  • My wig is gone

Kate and Pasha

  • Jive
  • I swear imma hurt my lil brother
  • Girl my screen just went blank I-
  • They deserve to stay
  • Omg Kate I’m so sorry
  • Your sister was truly a gem bby
  • Imma cry this is so sad 😭
  • This is beautiful 😭🥺
  • Oh my gah fate is crazy
  • James wife in the background 😂
  • So good!
  • My parents are home so imma vote for Alan and Hannah now
  • 24/30

James and Emma

  • Contemporary
  • They’re gonna snap
  • We love James
  • That was beautiful 😭😍🥺🤧
  • 30/30
  • So well deserved!!!
  • Aww his daughter is crying 🥺

Dance offs! (James has immunity and won’t dance in the dance offs)

Kel and Witney vs. ally and Sasha

  • Jive
  • Omg this is gonna snap
  • I like them both
  • I liked kels more tho
  • They were both amazing
  • Kel, ally, Kel
  • Kel wins!

Kate and pasha vs Sean and Jenna

  • Cha Cha
  • Kate’s winning for sure! 💅🏼🤭✌🏼😙
  • Let’s go Kate!
  • Sean looked like a robot 😭
  • My mom doesn’t want me to make more Voting accounts but I am 💅🏼
  • I’m so sorry Jenna
  • Kate, Kate, Kate
  • Kate wins!

Hannah and Alan vs Lauren and gleb

  • Salsa
  • It’s better for Hannah and Alan to do this now so they don’t have to later
  • Let’s go Hannah!!!
  • Hannah and Alan are gonna snap
  • I feel the judges I just spent 30 minutes plus voting for alanbama (this is b4 the package lol)
  • Alan and Hannah r so cute
  • Let’s go hips Hannah!
  • Hannah is a mood lol
  • Not gleb 🤮
  • Ablan we missed yew! Even tho u can’t really see the abs 🤭
  • Hannah and Alan snapped so hard can u find my wig
  • Yess Len put ur shirt in gleb
  • Alan and Hannah did better imo
  • Ofc I’m incredibly biased tho 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • Alan is hawt 🥵
  • Hannah, Hannah, Hannah
  • HANNAH WINS LETS FREAKING GO!!!!
  • I knew they would win 💅🏼
  • This is the part where I start to shake and be worried, got 200 votes in for alan and Hannah tho
  • Let’s hope Sean’s in the bottom 2 tonight
  • Go AlanBamaHannah!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧
  • Sean’s safe…… nah imma head out
  • Thank god my baby’s r safe
  • Oh my gah I’m so scared for Kate and ally

Bottom 2: ally and Kate

  • Nooooooo
  • Wtaf
  • 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
  • They’re gonna choose Kate 😭😭😭😭😭
  • I love them both

Carrie Ann: (yes Carrie Ann preach) ALLY

Bruno: ALLY

Len: ALLY BY DEFAULT

Eliminated: KATE

  • Nooooo Kate 😭😭😭😭
  • At least she went out on a high
  • She did not deserve this at all
  • I’m so mad rn u have no idea
  • How tf is Sean still in when he can’t dance to save his life! Idk how ppl support him! I swear to god if he makes it another week, I’m gonna lose it! If he wins the show will for sure get cancelled and I don’t want that to happen! Plz power vote for everyone but him please! At this point I’ve unfortunately accepted that Sean will probably be in the finals 😔